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It might not be EXACTLY right since it was kinda fast and there both talking at the same time and they sound almost exactly the same cept one little thing different in their voices.

Benji N Joels remake of Cant Get you Outta My Head

*Them talkin*

Joel: This is really more like a tribute then a cover

Benji: Ya a tribute that's good

Joel: I mean its like a love song

Benji: A tribute to a goddess only Kylie Minogue

Joel: Only the most beautiful woman in the history of the world

Benji: Ive heard people say they think we don't like her like were sarcastic, no we love Kylie minogue

Joel: this is 100 % serious

Benji: I don't think u even know what a true fan is

Joel: take it serious

Joel: and this is I understand its not as pretty as the way shed sing it

Joel: well I'm still gonna give it a go

Benji: ya ok

Benji: go head Joel show them

Joel: robot speed

Joel: la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Benji: that's pretty good

Joel: la la la la la la la

Benji: I like that

Joel: thanks

Benji: Im feelin it

Joel: la la la la la la la la la

Benji: Feelin it

Joel: la la la la la la la

Benji: See my hips movin im feelin it

Joel: la la la la la la la la la la uh huh la la la la la la

Benji: Your old enough

Both: to be my mother

Benji: But I wanna do you so does my brother

Joel: That's me

Benji: Me and my friends have all your pictures from men's magazines dirty ones like maximum

Benji: I wanna make a suit out of your skin and wear it and walk around karaoke to locomotion

Joel: sayin you and me Kylie we aint

Both: nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

Both: sayin you and me Kylie we aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

Joel: sayin I cant get you outta

Both: my head I've been stalkin you for 42 days

Joel: robot speed

Both: sayin I cant you outta my head this restraining orders up in a day

Joel: sa sa sa sa sayin la la la la la la

Both: la la la la la la la la la la la la

Benji: that's good Joel

Joel: la la la la thanks

Benji: you know

Joel: la la la la

Benji: I really like the line about making a suit out of her skin

Joel: la la la la la la la la la la

Benji: and wearing it and karaoking to locomotion

Joel: la la la la la la la la la

Benji: I think that was really creative and just brilliant

Joel: la la la la la la la la la la la la

Benji: ya i think if there's someway we could get this to kylie sorta like that eminem song Stan... I feel like Stan

Joel: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Joel: you are

Joel: la la la la la la la la

Joel: Youre an idiot

Benji: Im Kylies Stan

Joel: la la la la la la la la la Your a jackass la la la la la la

Benji: anyways

Joel: la la la la you talk to much la la la la la la

Benji: you know what... I dunno

Joel: la la la la la la la la la la

Benji: I think our work here is done

Joel: la la la la la la

Joel: la la la la la la la la la la

Benji: I think weve shown you know

Joel: la la la robot speed

Joel: and were out Kylie we love you, well see you at the Australian music awards... I'm sorry about my bother

Benji: www.benjiandkylieforever.com

Benji: check it out

Joel: that's / good charlotte html

Benji: peace

Joel: .co.au

Joel: that's it were out

 

 

 

 

 

(Broadway Janitor song...)

Some one is following me
I think they even watch me pee
I can see them hiding in a tree
Someone is dressed like a bee

*Chorus* My name is Mr. Floyd
And Im not paranoid
I know Im gonna get hit by a asteroid
Ill get attacked with a kids toy

Someone will get me when I sleep
Theyll push me in a garbage heap
The car will hit me and not say beep
Theyll attack me in a hole thats steep
It will be very deep
Ill get attacked by a sheep
And they Ill start to weep
Cause my clothes are very cheap

*Chorus* My name is Mr. Floyd
And Im not paranoid
I know Im gonna get hit by a asteroid
Ill get attacked with a kids toy

The kids at school
Think Im a fool
I know they wanna drown me in a pool
They think there so cool
They wish Id get trampled by a mule
Now watch me Im gonna trip over that stool

*Chorus* My name is Mr. Floyd
And Im not paranoid
I know Im gonna get hit by a asteroid
Ill get attacked with a kids toy

Written by me n my buddy =p

O-Town Story

dan: its sunny out today!

trever: shut up dan u wacko!

eric: omg my head....

eric: ashley sucks!

ashley: what did i do?

eric: your just too hot

eric: no one likes me!

ashley: awww yes they do

ashley: and i dont suck

jacob: I'm staying out of this convo

ashley: dude jacob! whats in your hair!

jacob: i dunno.... a shell?

trever: dude whatever is in your hair its getting bigger....

jacob: impossible

ashley: no its not....

dan: its REALLY big

eric: maybe he has living mold in his hair

ashley: ewwwww wash your hair!

jacob: I did.... 2 weeks ago

dan: i wash my hair everyday!

dan: actually 2 times a day!

trever: shut up your 2 clean

eric: ooow jacob! your hair thing poked me!

jacob: no it didnt

trever: oooow poked me too

ashley: ITS GETTING BIGGER!

dan: Holy Crap!

*jacob stands up*

*BOOM*

eric: ooooow! it knocked me out of my chair!

trever: ahahaha! *points*

jacob: what??? grrr! fine i'll go get it washed

ashley: good!

dan: VERY GOOD NASTY JACOB

jacob: shut up clean freak

dan: bite me!

jacob: fine! i will! *bites*

dan: owwww *hits jacob*

jacob: *hits dan back*

Jacob: *attacks dan with his hair*

dan: ahhh! ahhhh! stop!

eric: wow

trever: *gets in the middle of dan and jacob* stop!

*he breaks it up*

*BOOM*

dan: *dan hits jacob on the head with a cocnut*

*knocks him out*

dan: ahaha!

jacob: tha...myyyyy...mumumuy

trever: get his head! *trever and dan drag jacob to get his hair cut*

ashley: ok what we want done to his hair is..... cut it off!

dan: ya ya ya!

eric: hahaha

*cuts his hair*

dan: 1 2 3 *they pick jacob up cuz he's still knocked out and take him back to the hotel room*

*20 mins later*

jacob: what happened?

eric: dan hit you on the head...knocked you out

jacob: oooow my head *feels head* *feels short hair* ahhhhhh!

dan: haha!

jacob: I'll get you!

*jacob jumps on dan*

dan: ahhhh! ahhh! save me!

banana man: I'll save you

dan: banana man my hero!

jacob: shut up you wacko

jacob: there is NO banana man

dan: is too!

dan: he's right here with me!

dan: I love him

jacob: dude! your gay!

dan: yes...yes i am

dan: marry me banana man!?

banana man: NO!

banana man: I must go home to my wife bye

dan: No No! banana man!

*banana man flys away*

trever: O.o

eric: what the....

ashley: dude....

jacob: we have to go to the studio today....lets go

*they drive there*

*start recording songs*

dan: *cries*

dan: i miss my banana man!

dan: *sings* Ohhh I feel so lonely

dan: *sings* I need you here with me!

eric: shut up thats not even the song

dan: *jumps on eric*

dan: you love the banana man dont you!!!???

eric: no.....

*mental hospital help comes in*

the help: dan are you ok?

dan: No No No! I'm not!

the help: now calm down whats wrong?

dan: MY BANANA MAN LEFT ME!

the help: banana man? *looks at each other*

the help: were gonna take you to a special place...where you can have all the banana men you want

dan: really!?

the help: yes really

*They take Dan away*

THE END!

Written by me!!!! Its the bestest story ever!!!

 

    Title: A fight 2 remember!

 .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: mommy.....i wanna be a cheerleader....
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      =x
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lets have them all be like friends...mmmk
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol k
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian walks in*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *sees genesis in a cheer outfit* *walks outside*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: wait! *runs like a preppy girl* come back!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      =)
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lmao..u can put me in the play...=p
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      mmmmk
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *dude u talked 2 comes in*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: gennie! gimmie huggie wuggie!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: *runs in slow motion 2 him* *hugs him*
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      :interesting
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *they r both running in slow motion to the middle of the street*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *ryan is driving his car* *hits them*
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      >.>
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      <.<
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      =)
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      ur puttin ryan in it lmao
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      go on with the story=)
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: dudes! errm girls! im sorry!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: my nail!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: ooooowwwwieeee my pooor toe!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: oops
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *you come running out of your house*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: nellllly!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      =)
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      >.>
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      its jelly bean lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      no
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      oook lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: nelly?
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: yes! nelly! *stands prissy*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: *looks at you like he likes u*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol..this is interesting
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: *looks at him* omg no!
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      :cat fight?
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: *girl slaps him*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: *hits both of them*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      them: ooowwwieee! oww! owww!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      hmmm
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      hmmm?
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *they run and hide inside their house*
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian and ryan decide to break in their house*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *nella helps*
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: *hears them* omg omg! were gonna have to be like home alone ppl!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: who?
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: you know the movie
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: no not really....i stick with scary movies
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: oh! it is scary! i peed my pants!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian n ryan hear them two* *burst out laughing*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *kicks the door down*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: omg! get the paint can!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *genesis runs*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian chases him*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian jumps on him*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *grabs him by the feet*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: nooooo! nooooo! don't hurt me!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *dude runs in* *jumps on brian*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: nooo! help!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *ryan runs in jumps on the dude*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: boy pile!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      =p
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *genesis n the dude are tied to a chair and have a apple stuck in their mouths*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: *mumbles over the apple* tthhhhiiis iz izzzz noootttt mi cook cookie!
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ok i dont have any ideas...hmmm
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      make em flirt=p
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: my cheerpants! they are extra sharpe! we can cut threw the ropes!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: ummm ok
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: grab my butt...errrm my pants
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: ok
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *dude gets genesis's cheerpants*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: ahhhhh! wheres your underwear!?
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: oopsies
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian and ryan walk in...see genesis *gag* walk out*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: your pants arent even sharpe!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: yes they are! there sexi!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: not on you
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: yes on meee!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: put them on?
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: ok ok fine....
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *puts on his cheerpants:
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: yea!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *dude gives genesis back his cheerpants*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      gen: take my cheer pom
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      dude: k
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      <.<
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      =( not funny
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      >.>
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      im laughin
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *they get un tied*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol no
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      >.>
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      yes
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      gen n dude: boooooys! were back!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      b n r: ahhhhhhh!
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lmao u can bring me in the play..lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      i did =p
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      let me freak out=p
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      you really wanna be in it
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol yep.
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      kk
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *gen n dude pin ryan n brian*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *nella walks in*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: ahhhhhh! get off them!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: *cries* there mine
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      genesis: buttttt there so hottt
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: i know! there mine!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      =)
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan n brian: save us!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *hero music* *its.....banana man!*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan n brian: banana man!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: banana man!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      gen n dude: banana who?
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      banana man: banana man!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      gen n dude: ohhhh ok
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *banana man attacks gen n dude and takes them to japan*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan n brian: yea!!!!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: yea!!!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *gen n dude are gone 4 good*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian and ryan look at each other* hmmmm
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      <.<
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      >.>
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      who do u want?
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol brian
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ok
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: no! dont fight!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian and ryan pull out star wars swords*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      you seen those right?
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      ya
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      red n green ones?
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      kk
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: the red ones mine!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: no mine!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: my favorite color is green.....
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: the green ones mine!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: no mine!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella:pick a number between 1 and 10
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: 3
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: 7
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: it was 4! brian gets the green one!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: noooooo! ok...
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: whoohoo!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *ryan lights his sword up*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: mines broke!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *hits it on ground*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *it flasher* brian: yea!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      flashes*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *they sword fight star wars style*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: owww! my eye!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: ahaha!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: owww! my nose!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: ahaha!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *they tackle eachother*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: boy pile!
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lool
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      hmmm
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian pins ryan* nella:1 2 3!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      brian: i win!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *brian dances* brian: i win! i win! i win!!!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: grrrrr
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *ryan jumps on brian*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      nella: nooooo!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      <.<
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      >.>
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      does ryan hate avril lavigne?
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      idk
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      o
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      he hates britney spears?
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      ya...
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      =)
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *britney spears walks in*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      ryan: wow! shes hot!
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *ryan runs after britney*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *they become a couple*
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      britney: i'm sooooo over justin.... hehehe he can crrrrrrry me a river
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Angel.¤.:      lol
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      *nella and brian become a couple*
  .¤.Hated.¤.:      THE END


Cast are
Ryan
Brian
Nella
Genesis
Dude
Banana Man
Britney Spears

 

 

I'm jaded, stupid, and wreckless
Not sorry, and I'll never regret
These years spent, so faded and wreckless
Not sorry, and I'll never regret these years
I'll never regret these years