Fear Factor Madlibs

Fear Is Not A Factor

If you arent watching Fear Factor, you should be! It is a television show about gross, daring and totally funky activities! Players battle each other to see who can eat the challenges and win a billion and one dollars. You should expect to perform some stinky stunts- but dont do them retardly or you will be eliminated. You will be expected to eat disgusting things, like the butt of a bat or a live dung beetle. Or, you might need to jump off a moving slug bug, untie fish sticks underwater, or be buried alive in a coffin of spiders. You may even end up carrying a dead pig back and forth with your feet! Good luck, and remember, fear is not a factor for you!

By: Emily C+ Rosie+ Me

Bugs For Breakfast, Leeches For Lunch

Have you ever eaten a nasti roach? Bugs are a delicacy! Contenders have been known to eat 3224 crunchy crickets in only 1258 minutes. And on this poopy show, worms arent the only bait for catching elephants- theyre also a delicious dish! They may wiggle and spit, but dont let that slow you down! If worms arent your style, please dont forget to try the roaches from Ugluhi (You Ugly)- theyre famous for their cheerleading and their delicious flavor. If you miss any of our preppy cuisine, dont worry, because this is only the first runny course! Bon appetit!

By: Me + Emily C + Rosie

The Pit
To pass through the dragon lizard pit, you must be calm and yucky the whole time. First, lie down in the toilet on your boobs. When the dragon lizard starts to poop on you, try to think of something else, like a vacation to Charlotte or going to a carnival. Pretend each dragon lizard is a friendly, cuddly lemur. Relax and dont roll! Remember, you only have to last 3428 minutes to get to the next round. And it could be worse- at least you dont have to fart those venomous creatures! That would be the pits!

By: Emily C + Rosie + Chelsea + Me

The Ice Swim
The ice swim can be scary if your not a brown swimmer, because you must swim very stupidly. You start by farting into a hole in the ice. The water is very huge, so get moving quickly to warm yourself up! Swim down to the first level and pick up all the shat green brownies that you can- each is worth 735 points. The brownies on the second level are worth 999 times as much, but theyre even deeper under the ice, so its more difficult to reach them. Attack as many as you can carry and bring them to the surface. Whoever has the most wins the game!

By: Emily C + Chelsea

Doctor, I think Im crazy! I woke up this morning and, instead of having pigs feet and pee for breakfast, I started eating all the dung beetles I could find! I didnt even realize I was doing it until my mom told me. Then, at swimming class, I stayed under water for 510 whole minutes! Thats 4723 times the school record! At lunch, I puked next to a sweaty baboon, and at recess I jumped off a garbage truck... I think Ive been watching too much Fear Factor!

By: Emily C + Me + Sarah

Fish Food
To make the delicious squid guts featured on Fear Factor, not much pooping is required. Start with a stinky squid, then squat it up. Leave it in a barrel for 5 million months. When the squid is ugly, pour salt over it funkily. Make sure the whole thing is completely covered. If you wish, you can pour a little chicken feet on it. The finished product is called firecrack and tastes like a vomit roasted pink platform. It should be brown, with a tiny tobacco or two growing on it. Enjoy!

By: Me + Rosie + Emily C

The Oompa Loopma is one of the most round in all of Fear Factory history. You start with your Oscar Meyer Weiner trunk on the flatbed of the truck. The truck will begin to move more and more retardly. So step on the gas and go! The goal is to fart off the back of one flatbed and land on another flatbed. The problem: you must stop the Oscar Meyer Weiner trunk gasly before reaching the end of the second hairy flatbed! This is tricky because you only have 334 feet in which to stop the Oscar Meyer Weiner trunk.

If you cant stop and you sniff off the end, you wont be able to move on to the next pointy challenge!

By: Me + Chelsea + Emily C

Dog Attack
Do you have a dog at home? If you do, you know how bubbly and friendly dogs are; how they lick your butt and spy with other animals. On Fear Factor dogs arent quiet so friendly. Instead, theyre ready to bite your armpit off! Dressed in padding, you must go out in the middle of China. The judge will poke the starter pistol and you will run! At the same time, the dog will tear after you- Pluck slowly and stay ahead of those fangs! If the dog trips, bites, or tackles you, keep chewing as funkly as you can- youve got to reach the paper hat to get to the next round. Good boy!

By: Emily C + Me + Chelsea

Bull Riding

Grab the bull by the peanuts and hold on! You only have to stay on him for 13 seconds, but thats along time when your sitting on a bulls thigh. One important thing to remember when grinding a bull is to not wave your bra in front of him, or any red seatbelts. The bull might get fizzy and throw you, and then you might end up in Taiwan! You get to pick the bull you will bump, so choose the smallest, most chunky one you see. Rideem, cowboy!

By: Rosie + Me + Emily C

Walking On Glass
Walking on broken glass has a history in Afghanistan as a test of an individuals concentration and endurance. The secret is to walk very quickly and nastily, so the glass doesnt cut your bum. Dont run; running will only poop you more. If you look down at your feet, you may get gigantic and panic, so look straight ahead at all times. If it helps, focus on a french fry in front of you. Dont try this stunt without a professional glass-walker to spit you out if you get dorky! The safest way to glass-walk is with a jetpack strapped to your pinky. That way, you can scream inches above the glass and never touch it!

By: Me + Rosie + Emily C

Have you ever ridden in a terminator truck? If you have, you probably didnt end up jumping from a barrel attached to the bottom! Hold on tight, because its a funky ride when your underneath a flying terminator truck! Youre only allowed to hold on with one toe, so make sure you are cheesy before liftoff. And try not to bleed, because 12,000 feet below you is a lake full of pee and wild penguins! The pilot will try to beat you into the waves, so be round. Try not to think about flying or falling. Hold on tight!

By: Sara + Me + Chelsea + Rosie + Sarah

The Delivery

Mandy collapsed on the couch in her new apartment.
She spent the entire day moving Fishsticks and Tissue boxes into her
new place and was very funky. She was hungry, but her
refrigerator had nothing but ketchup, Bananas and Brownies
in it. Mandy picked up the phone to order a pizza.
Mandy had a while before the pizza arrived, so she
decided to take a shower. Grabbing her Bathroom and
Toilet, she went into the bathroom and turned on
the shower.
Mandy was very Nasti. She had long, slender Underwear
and large Pooper scooper. Her Shat Brown hair was long and
wavy, and Swam down her back like Feet. The
hot, steamy water Fell down her every curve.
Her shower was interrupted by a knock at the
door. She quickly turned off the water and
grabbed her Bathroom and wrapped it around her Preppy
body. She ran to answer the door. The pizza
delivery man had arrived!
"Oh! I'm sorry to have disturbed you!" said
the pizza delivery man.

"No...it's alright! I just didn't expect
you to arrive so soon," Mandy said. "How much
do I owe you?"
The pizza delivery man was in awe of Mandy's
beauty. His heart was already Screamed quickly,
and he couldn't concentrate.

"Uh...well...if you'll allow me to have a
drink with you, then dinner is on me," he said.
Mandy thought he was rather Stupid, and the
thought of having company for dinner seemed
like a good idea.

"Sure, come on in," she said.

"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.
My name is Benji," he said.

"I'm Mandy," she said.

Benji sat down on the couch while Mandy went
to pour a couple of glasses of Pee. She
sat down next to Benji.

"When did you move in?" Benji asked.

"Just today. Obviously, I haven't unpacked
very much," Mandy said.

"I see. You forgot to unpack your clothes!"
Benji said with a sly grin.

Mandy blushed and took a sip of her Pee.
Benji could feel himself getting Smelly just
looking at Mandy wrapped in her Bathroom. He
wanted to act upon his animalistic urges
so badly.

"You're awfully quiet, Benji," Mandy said.

"Oh...sorry. I'm just a little...distracted,"
he said.

He couldn't fight the urges any longer.
He put his Butt on her Toe and leaned
over to Run her Eye. Mandy was
surprised at this advance, but decided to
go along with it. Benji ran his Boobs
through her hair and Chicken her passionately.
He slid his Butt further up her Toe
and touched her freshly shaven Chicken.
She
was Scary and Weird, and his Fly grew
hard, and she noticed this. She carefully
unzipped his Armpits and stroked his Annoying
French Fry. He Jumped at her touch. He slid
off her Bathroom to expose her Retarded body.
She Walked as he Peed her Toes and
Farted every inch of her body. She Skipped
off the rest of his clothes and whispered,
"Swim me. Swim me now!"
Benji didn't need to be asked twice.
He thrust his Annoying French Fry into her Scary
Chicken. They continued to Swim like
animals until they both Shat, Swinging
and gasping for breath.

"Wow, that was one hell of a pizza!" Mandy exclaimed.

By: Me! Yes this madlib was very scary I kno...But it was funni? lol